Friday, June 28, 2024

Avocado Tale

 


This is Bing AI of ME to show you the size of the avocado I ate that made me so sick I had almost 4 hours of pooping brown mush and throwing up icky white stuff. All of it was in the yard because Mama was on Dog Nurse Duty. She could not go to bed until I finally laid on the sofa and started to snore.

Its easier to run in and out in 98 degree weather from a sitting position.

Besides, she said she can't sleep if I am sick
there may or may not have been loud words about taking down the avocado tree... 
something about she is sick and tired of policing the ground for small fruit rolled off the roof by those dang squirrels.. she picks them up and tosses in front the yard so they can eat them. They are now about the size of 2 golf balls together.
I heard her say, Thank you Lord, it was not the night of the 4 inches of rain or the night of the thunderboomer storm.. 

Last year's PHUN with Avocado.



I am sorry, this is the best the two of us could do for Yam's FFF Final Friday Feature.
we did try.




13 comments:

CheerfulMonk said...

Oh, Beau... Please don't do that to your poor mama again.

easyweimaraner said...

please stay away from this avoid-o-cado's... we worry too when you are sick... hugs and kisses...

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
That's quite a feature post, Beau... It's hard to say no to the bad stuff, isn't it? But do try not to scrump the avos, mate!!! Hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

Ann said...

Beau, you know they make you sick so why do you keep on eating them? They must taste awfully good to be worth all that pooping and puking.

eileeninmd said...

Hello Beau,
Your poor Mama, you have her worrying so much.
I hope you learn the avocadoes are not good for you, they make you so sick!
HUGS, have a happy day!

Ginny Hartzler said...

Wow, that was a close one. I'm guessing Daddy will not take the tree down because he loves the avocados. But he must love YOU more, Beau! so DOWN it should go!!!

Brian's Home Blog said...

I sure wish you wouldn't eat those things that make you sick Beau!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

I'm sorry to hear this. Hope Mama can get them up before you get to them. It's not fun being sick.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

We are glad you're feeling better Beau....but best stay away from those avocados!
xoxo,
Rosy & Sunny

Millie and Walter said...

We're sorry to hear you ate that avocado and upset your tummy. Your mom is so sweet to stay up with you to let you out whenever you needed it.

Mevely317 said...

Dear Beau! Between the squirrels and 'ETC' we need to get momma a nurse cap -- and a referee shirt!
I'm so glad you're okay now. ❣️

Rose said...

Beau, you sound like you were so miserable.. poor baby!

lexitheschnauzer said...

I agree, the tree needs to go. It's a shame, but Beau is more important.
From Lucy: Dang squirrels. Just cause we want to chase and catch them, they don't have to try to kill Beau! Someday, squirrels, some day...