Mama is sitting in her chair, trying to sneak a photo of a dog named Beau, that always says No!
Mama Ask her Bing CoPilot to write a country song about a dog named Beau who always said no to having his photo taken. Not Bad!
A Dog named Beau
(Bridge) Beau’s got stories etched in every scar, From barbed wire fences to raccoon wars. His loyalty’s fierce, his spirit untamed, But selfies? Nah, that ain’t his game.
(Chorus) He says, “No, no Kodak moments for me, I ain’t posin’ pretty, don’t you see? I’d rather chase squirrels, roll in the mud, Than strike a pose for your Instagram flood.”
(Outro) So here’s to Beau, the rebel dog we know, Who’d rather be wild than strike a pose. He’ll bark at the moon, run through the dew, And leave us wonderin’, “Who’s trainin’ who?”
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| Sneaky Selfie by Chromebook Camera, I never knew she took it until now |


