Avocado Tale

 

This is Bing AI of ME to show you the size of the avocado I ate that made me so sick I had almost 4 hours of pooping brown mush and throwing up icky white stuff. All of it was in the yard because Mama was on Dog Nurse Duty. She could not go to bed until I finally laid on the sofa and started to snore.

Its easier to run in and out in 98 degree weather from a sitting position.

Besides, she said she can't sleep if I am sick

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there may or may not have been loud words about taking down the avocado tree... 

something about she is sick and tired of policing the ground for small fruit rolled off the roof by those dang squirrels.. she picks them up and tosses in front the yard so they can eat them. They are now about the size of 2 golf balls together.

I heard her say, Thank you Lord, it was not the night of the 4 inches of rain or the night of the thunderboomer storm.. 

Last year's PHUN with Avocado.

I am sorry, this is the best the two of us could do for Yam's FFF Final Friday Feature.

we did try.

Tidbits TALE

SEE THE SQUIRREL.

SEE THE SQUIRREL IN THE TREE

SEE THE SQUIRREL EATING AVOCADO

SEE THE POOL AND DECK.

THE TREE HANGS OVER THE POOL DECK

 

SEE DADDY ON ROOF TRIMMING TREE LIMBS 5 years ago

DADDY CAN'T GET ON ROOF DUE TO AGING PROCESSES

SEE LIMBS GROW OVER DECK

SEE SQUIRREL SIT ON LIMB THAT HANGS OVER POOL DECK

SEE DA MAMA SWEEP UP AVOCADO TIDBITS.

SEE SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE MUNCH ON TIDBITS IN DIRT

MUNCH ON TIBITS IN GRASS

MUNCH ON TIDBITS ON DECK.

SEE BEAMONT WEAR SIGN OF SHAME

I have no idea why mama gets upset about me eating avocado. Why am I shamed for
doing it? I bet you can guess... Mama is soooo tired of avocado. Send 3000,00 dollars to cut down tree and keep me from getting shamed.

Wordless Wed Helping Daddy

 

Looking for small avocado, do you see the big ones?

YES! Tigger I do eat the BIG ones like on Mama's blog. She is the A-Patrol!

Found one, Mama is about to say Drop It

Tales Of Hurricane STUFF

I am not always good! 

Mama said Beau, stop that.

 

this is me walking to the door, Mama and daddy were laughing their heads off and mama using her cell phone to follow me.

Can you tell I was trying to hide something.

Mama said Beau Drop it! and

I spit this tiny avocad out in her hand...

Mama picked up about 20 of these tiny ones and they have no idea how many I ate before they caught on to me.

They wondered why my stomach was growling and sometimes business was mushy,

they were hidden under all the debris, butt my nose found them. 

they caught me 3 times and made me drop it.

That is why they worked so hard to get the debris out of the yard., to find all the tiny avocado

Mama Here: he is hilarious when he has one in his mouth and tries to hide it. His pursed lips 

are the warning and tucking his head to hide.

Several Times he dropped 1/2 of one, that he had eaten.

they are gone now. YAY

Who Did That???

Baby Girl, what did you do???

 What is that???? Is that and avocado seed?

 Who did this? Did you eat an avocado?

Well, YES, Mommy, I did eat an avocado, don't you see the second one I had started on when you found me?

If you have a dog that Can't GOOOO.... just let them eat fresh avocado's off the ground and Trust Me, They Will GOOOO....

PS. I am the avocado patrol..... I missed these two evidently.  YES, Jake will eat them to, but I caught her red handed mouthed...make that green mouthed