Sunday, October 22, 2023

Tidbits TALE


SEE THE SQUIRREL.
SEE THE SQUIRREL IN THE TREE
SEE THE SQUIRREL EATING AVOCADO


SEE THE POOL AND DECK.
THE TREE HANGS OVER THE POOL DECK
 

SEE DADDY ON ROOF TRIMMING TREE LIMBS 5 years ago
DADDY CAN'T GET ON ROOF DUE TO AGING PROCESSES
SEE LIMBS GROW OVER DECK
SEE SQUIRREL SIT ON LIMB THAT HANGS OVER POOL DECK
SEE DA MAMA SWEEP UP AVOCADO TIDBITS.
SEE SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE MUNCH ON TIDBITS IN DIRT
MUNCH ON TIBITS IN GRASS
MUNCH ON TIDBITS ON DECK.


SEE BEAMONT WEAR SIGN OF SHAME
I have no idea why mama gets upset about me eating avocado. Why am I shamed for
doing it? I bet you can guess... Mama is soooo tired of avocado. Send 3000,00 dollars to cut down tree and keep me from getting shamed.



19 comments:

CheerfulMonk said...

She doesn't want you to get sick, sweet pup.

Ginny Hartzler said...

Beau, I hope it doesn't make you sick!

WFT Nobby said...

Beau, this is so unfair! Surely you were just trying to help tidy the yard?
Toodle-oo!
Nobby.

Ann said...

I'm sorry your mama gets upset with you. She only has your best interest in mind. If I had the dollars I would send them and they would be worth every penny to keep you from being shamed.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh dear me... Beau, this is a sad sight indeed! Just know that Mum is frightened that you overdo the tidbits. Overdoing any foodstuff (and this applies to hyoomons as much as mutts) can result in digestive troubles. You just got a full bill of health from the vet... don't want to break that record, now, do you??? Do your best to not pick up tidbits, and don't be angry with Mum for caring about it! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

eileeninmd said...

Hello Beau,
Your Mama loves you and does not want you to get sick from eating those avocado tidbits. I am sure you do not like feeling sick.
HUGS, have a happy day!

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

We were going to say that those are rather high-end tidbits for a squirrel! We know you're not supposed to eat them. I've never even tried avocado! It sounds yummy!

Woofs,
Ollie

Millie and Walter said...

It's no fun when our parents won't let us eat all the great things we find in our own yard. For some reason our parents don't let us eat all the rabbit poop in the yard. At least you are only eating real food! BOL!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

If you sell the avocados and bits, you could get enough to eventually pay for the tree to be cut down. Or to book a long tour of avocado plantations!
The sign of shame is not as bad as one of those numbered plaques the police use....
Have a lovely week
ERin

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh dear Beau you need to listen to mom...she has you best interests at heart
Hugs Cecilia

Inger said...

Well, Beau, one if my dogs ate an avocado once and he got really sick. So they may make you sick too, maybe that's why mama takes the tidbits away. Other than that, I like the way you composed this post. Very creative. Did you mama help?

DeniseinVA said...

Stay away from the avocados Beau. Mama's trying to make sure you don't get sick.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Poor Beau, you're such a handsome dude but those things really aren't good for your tummy.

Mevely317 said...

Poor Beau!
Just yesterday I had to throw out a new bag of Minties b/c they were a little less expensive than the girls' Greenies. Not an hour later I was picking up puke.

Maybe momma will start a GoFundMe page to get rid of that tree.

Kten said...

Beau, as you know we both enjoy poop, so we aren't ones who should judge other people' eating habits. However, we are concerned about this choice because we believe avocado isn't a safe dog food. Maybe you should consider eating poop or the squirrel . . . the squirrel would really help with your current problem. Lee and Phod

Ojo said...

SQUIRREL! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! (From Ojo) (Who didn't catch any of the eating habits because she was too busy chasing the squirrel!)

Tigger's Mum said...

Beau - we all have our crosses to bear. Mr T used to get very exercised by the word squirrel, but he eventually learned (and taught us) that there was no point as we were never going to catch one. Avocados on the other hand make Mr B (and Beau - and probably Tigger had he ever eaten them) very sick. You should leave all avocado related products to the squirrels and the humans.

Rose said...

I think it is the results of eating avocado that she does not like.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Cute photo of the squirrel. Sorry for the mess it creates.