Well Poopy Doooo

 

Mama and I came home from our morning walk, and she said to Daddy, guess what Beau did? She was all excited. HE pooped while on leash! Of course, he did it in the tallest thickest grass he could find, and I had to walk out in the middle of the best-looking lawn on the walk, hoping they people were not a wake. She finally got to see if the pack on my back would release the doggy bags. It did!

Mama has walked me every day for 3.9 years and I have never pooped while leashed. Daddy answered with, guess what he did yesterday in the back yard?  He drank from the bucket of water by his grass buffet. 

I refuse to drink water on leash, or in the back yard. I refuse water when we go to the park. I did one time drink from the bowl mama offered through the car window at the park.

. All Mamas other dogs drank from that and/or the pool. Not me.  

this is just for all you cat people who might not know what it looked like. Found On Internet. Poop Is Poop and mine is BIG.. I do 3 of these at one time. how about you?

I prefer the privacy of my own back yard. I have 3 places; I rarely go anywhere but one of those.

The Poop Bag

 

Lizzie and her bug slayer mate, Leonard live on the fence. For 33 years they have lived there.

Mama says she thinks this Lizzie/Lenoard couple may be 4 or 5th generation. 

who knows or cares?

The lizard in our yard lived a wonderful carefree life, until 2005 when Jake moved in.

Jake, leave that lizard alone, Mama yelled.

Who, ME? Jake replied

He chased, he pawed, he bit off tails, and some died.

With the addition of Jake to Baby and Cooper, something new came to live on the fence.

The Poop Bag.

 The bag is 2 Walmart plastic bags, one within the other and a bread bag inside to use as a glove for picking up poop.

You seem my angel brother Jake picked up a bad habit living for 4 monhs in the streets, where he was forced to feed himself, until Mama rescued him.

He Loved to eat His Own Poop and then he found an addiction to Baby's Poop and did a lot of throwing up until Mama started following him around with

The Poop Bag.

The Bag hangs on the fence, the lizards live on the fence, the bag and all the BUGS it draws are known as The Lizard Buffet.

Because they love those bugs.

Mama follows me around picking up my poop as soon as I get Done! She did this for Big boy also. Habits are hard to break for OCD humans.

She picked up the bag and followed me around and unknowingly had a passenger riding on the side of the poop bag.

she glanced down and saw Lizzie clinging to the bag and said OH NO, look poor Lizzie is riding on the bag. Did she scream? Did she run?

No, she calmly walked back to the fence, tapped the bag and told Lizzie to jump on the fence and wait and she would be right back with her buffet.

Lizzie jumped on the fence and the bag came back and the buffet was once again open for dinner.