I said NO to a Sunday Selfie

I SAID NO TO A SUNDAY SELFIE!

 

KIDDING! SHE TOOK THEM ANYWAY

Snag it Snip It on Thankful thursday

 

I am thankful for fun with my pawrentz on out big black Sofa. Mama is thankful she has 1038 photos on me in her google photo album and that her computer allows her to go back to a last year and snag or snip a collage out of the album folder using the Snipping Tool. 

Ode to My Greenies

 

Ode to my Greenies

I heard a car in the driveway, my head went UP,

I jumped off the sofa, as if I were still a wee pup.

What to my eyes did appear?

Nope it was not 8 tiny reindeer.

The door opened and Uncle Richard and Aunt Jackie

Stepped in the house and started petting me on my backie.

She placed a silver wrapped package in Mama's Hand

and to the package I quickly ran.

Mama tried to hand it to me, but I did not know what to do,

you see, in our house, presents we do not do.

Mama opened it for me, and my sniffer went wild,

I was running in circles, like a small child.

I snarfed up 1 and then another,

and watched as my treat jar was filled my mama mother.

They stayed for a little while and we said good bye,

I dragged mama to the computer, I needed mamas eye,

to use her finger to create a thank you card,

then she let me out in the yard.

Christmas day, I had one for breakfast and one for lunch,

I do love these greenies a really whole bunch. 

This is posting today because it's Thankful Thursday at Brian's Home,

and I am thankful for my greenies bone. **

Thank you Aunt Jackie and Uncle Richard

** some words received a make up word to make this thing rhyme.. 

Thank you for giving us this day the gift of your Time... 

My Macro Faces on Wordless Wed

 

My Time In The Sun

It was December 19, and I was laying by our Florida Fireplace. 

The weather outside was delightful, 

the temperatures were frightful. 

Inside our kitchen, it was warm and cozy,

and today is the day after Christmas, the drizzles of rain are falling, 

no sun for me to lie in. We need rain, and the mild temps mean we don't need heat or AC, so mama is happy. She was not happy yesterday.

We had a crazy Christmas, because we woke up and Mama had no internet, none, nada.

but the Spectrum guy saved us, our joy was restored at 10:45 when Spectrum came and gave us back our internet. Mama was shocked they came on Christmas day, and the thing is, this man did not care for dogs, he did say that's a pretty dog, I did not tell him I am handsome, not pretty.

Not everyone can love me, but I just don't get WHY!

I also don't get why mama is so addicted to the internet!

She said It is what is, Sweet Beau. She said to tell you she may or may not post on her blog today.

 

Sundays Ride Thankful Thursday

 

Our Sunday, Dec. 17,2023 visit to Bray Park was the most fun ever. The night before we had 3 inches of rain, the rain stopped, and the wind was still howling causing 87 million smells to blow into my nose. I walked so fast sniffing Mama was fly out behind me like a kite....

And then I spied the maintenance man mopping the restroom floors. I headed over to see him, and at first, he looked scared of me. He held his hand out to my nose and then he kneeled down and he talked baby talk like Mama. He said what a pretty face, let me see your pretty face, he rubbed ears, and butt and kept talking to me with a heavy accent. I loved him and he loved me. Mama said he is Hispanic, like Francisco from Spectrum. Mama got so excited talking to him and hearing him talk to me, 

SHE FORGOT TO TAKE PHOTOS.

We drove in the driveway at home after a 30-minute RIDE with my head hanging out and Daddy took me inside on my leash. I can't be off leash because our street has people who drive fast and furiously.

I waited and waited for her to come in because I get peanut butter on my squeaky gator, and she didn't come in for 87 minutes.

I said what were you doing? she said I forgot the photos, but never fear, I got them in the car.  she popped an old selfie of mine in the one of the houses. 

She said to notice how 4 years of drought ruined our yard..But we got RAIN last night. and the storm missed us, again. For that we are sincerely thankful.

Car art! I am thankful for people who pet me, and thankful for strangers that love me and talk to me. Mama is thankful for the same things I am. She is also thankful for her iPhone 7, I am not thankful for the cell phone. 😛

Woe Woe Woe Woe Woe

I am treated very well here. Because I can CHASE the ball anymore, Daddy teases me with it, and we play a game of keep away.

Mama plays that game sometimes, but she Always lets me lick, the bowls, spoons, spatulas, dishes. 

This Nummy bowl is the one she mixed meat loaf in. 

The thing is, I do have a complaint about both of them.

They force me to Perform (talk) before they let me out.

I stare in their face,

I put paw on their knee.

They know what I want, they know I have to PEE.

 You see they love to hear me TALK

When they don't get up to open the door, I say Woe Woe Woe Woe! 

I Want My Food, or in this case, I Want to go Out.

They make me say out loud what I want them to do! Then when I do it, they laugh and laugh and say What did you say? What do you want? and I go Woe Woe Woe Woe.

Mama here: Beau is telling the truth.

When Beau talks, it is not a bark, nor a howl,

not a Woof or a growl.

His mouth gets long, his lips are pursed, it sounds like wooe wooe wooe wooe.

you know like Ho Ho HO HO

I have tried many times to record it and he stops if I pick up the phone

 

Nature Friday

 

 Rosey, Mama put me in Scotty's Beam Me Up Thingy, I think its called a transporter,  and I am stuck 1/2 way to see you in your back yard..... 

I wanted to spend nature Friday in your yard and see the critters and the cactus and YOU...and Sunny too.

 I texted mama and told her to send you a lot of roses she created in AI because I am stuck halfway to New Mexico, I think I just passed Nobby in Scotland and da Phenny and da Nelly in France so I might be late and miss our date.

Sunday Selfie, its all I Got

 

I was sleepin Good!

She was doing her thing, and I knew she would.

Mama says when I look like this, she gives me lots of kisses,

All I know if I want to give her lots of hisses!

If you stare ad my legs, you will find they shifted a little.

If you zoom really close, you might even see a little Spittal.

Thanksgiving Day, 2023 USA

 

I look a little washed out because the Sun was so bright, Mama changed me to Sepia to show off my handsome face.

Photos taken 4 days before this Thanksgiving Day. We went to Bray Park. The tree on your left is leaf color; the other trees are just green leaves painted by the brilliant sun. There are very few trees here that turn orange and fall to the ground.

Sign Language to MAMA for Selfie Sunday

 

I was making collages on the iPhone 7 and a face appeared, I read the face to say, Look Out Mama! Here I come. Put Down the Phone!

Fee Fi Fo Fum, you better get ready, cause here I come.

I was laughing so hard, I almost missed Kissing this sweet face Dog... 81 pounds of JOY

Yes, I did put down the phone.

Dogs Rock! Dogs Rule

A Cool Day in Florida Sunshine

 

It was a cool day in Florida, which is my home.

I was roasting my furs, gnawing on my bone.

I had started to pray over said bone, hoping to pray it full of peanut butter.

My head snapped the left, to watch the Mama who had appeared, not a word did she utter.

She snapped!

she tapped and tapped,

taping again on that silly phone

I simply gave her this look, and she left me alone!

As she flew in the house to sit at her computer,

she yelled to me as she closed the door, you look so cute, you can't look any cuter!

November is Adopt a Senior Pet Month. Take a look at my Senior Face. Wouldn't you want to adopt me? There are more like me out there. I was 7 and now am 10... Tell your friends what wonderful dogs' senior dogs are. Spread the word Please. 

MAMA SAYS WE ARE TAKING A FEW DAYS OFF!   BACK SOON!