Gone Walkabout

I told Daddy, take me for a walk, it's the leash you could do.....  I look quite fetching, right???

                         Lazy Dog Fact #353687905311. Bet you were to lazy to read that fact number.

Name Change

Mama changed my name from Big Boy, to Five Miles. Now she can say she walks Five Miles every day...….
We spent 87 days with my nose in that spot. I tracked something all the way down the curb and stopped right there. Mama thinks it was a racoon. I hate those guys but they smell good.

Pun Phun with Cats

Mama says I have a lot of paw-tential and could be a pawdyguard!  Apaws! Apaws! and Fur-well Furineds…… she also says I have to give some time on my blog to  C.A.T.S.

Cats off to you, I find cats purr-plexing! Butt I will pampurr Mama and show you  my niece, she lives with my Human Brother, Dan.   All I have to say is just please,  Whisker away!

Punmastter hound

Don't Drink n Doze

Today we have intoxicating mixture of puns. The Puns have begun, I make pour decisions. Mama said she misses 100 % of the shots she doesn't take. Alcohol you later, Wish you were beer.

Fish You Were Here

Sometimes Mama reads me stories about Arty, Jakey and Rosie. When I saw this My Beach House Arty, I said Mama, remember when Daddy showed me Our Beach House? Can I show it to Arty and everyone else?

Don't you think Arty has just the right size beach house for him, and My Beach house is just the right size for me?

Arty is a Little Big Man and I am a BIG big man! 

Be Shore of yourself

Sea Life's Beauty

Come out of your shell

Don't Get Tide down...

Don't be shellfish

Seas every opportunity!

Arty and I were having a whale of a good time. Fish you were HERE!

NOTE! Mama's PicMonkey magic using Zoolatry Photoshop magic of cutting me out allowed mama to fit me in with Daddy. She said this photo is about 10 years old. It was taken on Beer Can Island, also  known as Whitney Beach, FL. Arty's beach house jogged her memory, which needs a lot of jogging these days.

It's an eye-ing shame

It's an eye-ing shame! As many times as I tell you about HER and the camera, I can't get a shoulder to eye on!

As quick as I bat my eyes, and as far as my eyes can see, 

you will find my mama taking daily pictures of ME.

I know you are thinking, stop with the cornea puns, but my life is no cornea-val.

She is not firing blinks, she is making me wink, 

you must remember we are only as strong as a missing wink.

           Holy Brow!                

Brow long can this go on? 

Brow dare you Mama?

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I am feeling sad, someone figured out Mama's password, and now she says she has to rename me?

What name would you call me???

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Do you know why I am a terrible Dancer???   Because I have TWO Left Feet! 😁

A Place In My Heart

I found a place in my heart, I found a light in the dark, I found my heaven....the three of us LOVE this commercial.

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You All must be my back yard, because I really DIG you!!!!    

NO NO NO

No, No, I don't think I will, sweet  Mama! I am not putting my ears up for that camera!

Fifty shakes of NO!

Knock Knock, who's there? Handsome!  

Handsome Who?

Handsome treats to me and I'll tell you

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Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?

Someone told him to get along little doggie!

It's a Luau!

We had a luau, because we can't go out. Mama said some virus is holding us captive in our house. I don't care, we spent a lot of time outside.

Guess what I said when I saw the hula girl!  Hip Hip HOO RAY! No, Really, I said Sip Sip Hoo Ray!

See the Pawrents in the POOL HERE.. No, I don't go in water, not even my tippy toes.

Thursday is my day off, but Mama did not go to her TOPS meeting. closed by the same Virus.

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Mama! this is what my last NERVE looks like!  PUT DOWN THE CAMERA!

Luck Is Believing Your Lucky

LUCK IS BELIEVING YOUR LUCKY!

May your blessings out number, the shamrocks that grow!

And may trouble avoid you, no matter where you go.

It aint over til it's clover! HEH HEH HEH

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I found my Doggleganger… for fun people dopplegangers click HERE

Mama said to ask you this. Do you know why dogs have phones? Because they have collar ID's.

Why do dogs run in circles? Because it's hard to run in squares.

Has Mama gone MUTTS?     Why yes! she has! 

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OR

did you find the fake white cats paw in the first photo?

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Be Prepared, they are coming soon to a blog near you...…