Rosey, Mama put me in Scotty's Beam Me Up Thingy, I think its called a transporter, and I am stuck 1/2 way to see you in your back yard.....
I wanted to spend nature Friday in your yard and see the critters and the cactus and YOU...and Sunny too.
I texted mama and told her to send you a lot of roses she created in AI because I am stuck halfway to New Mexico, I think I just passed Nobby in Scotland and da Phenny and da Nelly in France so I might be late and miss our date.