Sliding down the hill on Wordless Wed.

OOPS! Mom is adding WORDs... at exactly 12:30 pm Tuesday, Mom put a lead around my throat. walked me over to the hose and Daddy sat on a bucket and they WET me, they soaped me and they rinsed me and dried me. I did Good, I got a GOOD BOY kiss and pet, and laid in the sun for a while. Now I smell good... Look what I got...

WRONG! Mom sneaked this off the internet. I GOT NOTHING.... while Mom is typing this I am laying in the same spot you see in this photo. SHE will give me a treat when I go inside AFTER my furs dry.
PeeSS   if felt good, it was 92 in the shade . Mom almost had a heat stroke.

OH Well!

I was told it is tongue out Tuesday, but I chose not to show my tongue to the camera. My beautiful face is enough, if I showed the tongue it might be to much beauty for you to handle.

Chow Time

Most of you know my Mom has cut back my CHOW! she has me On TOPS, take off pounds sensibly, and she is starving me. Daddy kept saying, he is not that much bigger than when we got him a year ago. Below is chow time Oct of 2018.   Mom said, see? I told you, when we got him he had RIBS, now he doesn't. Then she went on and on about how 10 pounds on a dog is worse than 10 pounds on a person. I weighed 65 and now I weigh 75, well I might weight 73 now, after a month of starving...
MOM here: he gets boiled egg, ground turkey, green beans and collards and 2 medium milk bones and 1 and 1/2 cups of I Amms dog food. He is NOT starving.. but he thinks he is.

Silhouette

What Evil Lurks in the heart of man?  The Shadow Knows!   She is taking to long to peel my boiled egg... She is Evil...……………..

She aimed her camera into the bright light and Voila! I am a PERFECT Silhouette! Don't you think my silhouette makes me look thinner? I heard black makes people look thinner.

Adorable Is My name, sleeping is my game

This is my Mommas seat to watch TV.. I only get the three pillows when she is otherwise busy... There I was, head hanging down, snoring up a storm and CLICK! there she was with that camera. At least she did not make me move. PLUS I got LOTS OF KISSES.... She says when I look adorable she HAS to kiss me...

Lying Eyes?

I don't have lying eyes, I don't have Betty Davis eyes, but I do have lots of me lying down with my eyes open....  HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th... Its OK for me to walk in front of you, BUTT... I rarely walk... hope Momma doesn't try to step over me today.

The Eyes Have it

Momma and Daddy tell me every day, several times a day, how much they love my eyes. My eyes have it and I am glad I have my eyes. They said when I stared up at them at the shelter, my eyes sealed the deal...  Only 20 days and I will have my 1 year Gotcha Day