Hey You, the one with the black beak...
Who me?
Yeah, you. Do you think this guy fits in our gang?
An industrious turkey farmer
was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the
perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and
there were never enough legs for everyone.
After many frustrating attempts, the farmer
was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. 'Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has
six legs!'
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
'I don't
know, 'said
the farmer, 'I never could catch it!'
