Avocado Tale

 

This is Bing AI of ME to show you the size of the avocado I ate that made me so sick I had almost 4 hours of pooping brown mush and throwing up icky white stuff. All of it was in the yard because Mama was on Dog Nurse Duty. She could not go to bed until I finally laid on the sofa and started to snore.

Its easier to run in and out in 98 degree weather from a sitting position.

Besides, she said she can't sleep if I am sick

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there may or may not have been loud words about taking down the avocado tree... 

something about she is sick and tired of policing the ground for small fruit rolled off the roof by those dang squirrels.. she picks them up and tosses in front the yard so they can eat them. They are now about the size of 2 golf balls together.

I heard her say, Thank you Lord, it was not the night of the 4 inches of rain or the night of the thunderboomer storm.. 

Last year's PHUN with Avocado.

I am sorry, this is the best the two of us could do for Yam's FFF Final Friday Feature.

we did try.