Humpty Dumpty Daddy, fell out of the chair,
my ears were burning as he did Swear!
I pulled really hard, I can really tug,
He really should have let go of the jug.
The chair was shattered beyond repair
which caused my mama to
swear pull her hair
she dragged the shattered chair and the other chair too
right out to the curb, what else could she do?
Saturday morning, while shopping for the week,
she did the garden shop seek.
There sat the chairs, they were no perfect, but would do.
The problem was in the car they would not fit,
she could not get the back seat down; she was throwing a fit.
She loaded the groceries and when she got home
she said with a groan.
Beau we must walk fast, the chairs will be quickly gone.
I have to go back
Daddy must use the skills that I lack
He threw down the latch and the seat dropped flat.
We walked my walk, really fast
She jumped in the car sighing AT Last.
She parked at the garden shop door, hoping to run in quick,
the shop door was closed, it made her sick.
she walked around and into the store and all the way to the shop
she struggled and struggled but in the basket the chairs drop
She pushed the basket to the self-check yourself out,
The wand was missing, no one was about
She moved to another one, the wand was there,
she checked out faster than air.
She raced with the basket out to the car
she grumbled and mumbled, and pushed really hard
and raced back home, it's not really that far.
She came in from the garage and went out the front door
as daddy said Do you want me to get those for you? She slammed the door, need I say More?
The chairs are the same as the chair found on the street,
The cushions she found fit perfect and neat.
They are not in the pool, but on the deck,
she likes to play in PicMonkey, so what the heck?