Monday, May 16, 2022

High and Low we Guac and Roll

 


I looked high, I looked low,
I looked and looked; oh, where did they go?
The squirrels left me bits of avocado, but mama yelled NO, BEAU!



When she said NO, I had to go
Mama is in charge of Food, and that all I know



and she will NOT let me have these unless I sneak them.
she Knows I am sneaking because I am gaining weight.


I say if Life gives you Avocados,
Quac and Roll...
or better yet, PUT DOWN the Avocado.
the below Photo Beau has a small avocado in his mouth, I kept saying do not eat that, put it down.
He came to me and I tapped under his chin and he let me have it.
How many does he find that I don't know about?


22 comments:

Tigger said...

So avocados don't actually do you any harm then Beau? I mean other than your waistline? Keep sneaking them i say. paw smacks Mr T

Tigger said...

PS do you spit out the hard bit in the middle?

easyweimaraner said...

we are also not allowed to have that green thingies... people have no sense of dog-humor, right?

Ginny Hartzler said...

What a GOOD boy! I have never heard of a dog who will give up food that is already in his mouth. I hope Mama gave you treats!!

WFT Nobby said...

Hi Beau,
In the UK, avocados are relatively expensive and smashed avocado on toast is the preferred foodstuff of hipsters living in trendy parts of London. Is this a group you aspire to joining?
Toodle-oo!
Nobby.

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Hotesse & Heloise said...

Avocados are delicious, says my #1, but they are not that great for dogs or cats, so we never get any.

Woofs,
Ollie

Ann said...

Sorry Beau but I do not see the attraction of avocados. I've tried them and don't like them. But hey, if you do, keep on trying to sneak them.

eileeninmd said...

Hello Beau,
It is good your Mama is watching over your food and weight.
Are avocados bad for dogs? You are a good boy, listen to your Mama.
HUGS, have a happy day!

lexitheschnauzer said...

Mom lets us have the nice soft stuff inside the avocado, but she says "NO" to the skin and pit. We worry about Beau eating them if we're not allowed to have them. Or maybe we're just jealous. XOX Xena and Lucy

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
As Lexi points out, the flesh is okay... so Beau, you need to learn to peel and pit those fruits!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Rose said...

You must have a great sense of smell! To walk and find those. They do not even look tasty to me.

My Mind's Eye said...

Beau mom is very talented using what is right around her for such wonderful posts!!
Hugs Cecilia

Zoolatry said...

The dog is going to have its way,
in spite of what the Mama has to say!
Go Green!

Millie and Walter said...

You are a good boy to let your mom have your found avocado, Beau.

Sandee said...

I'm sure Beau is finding more than you know. They are most delicious, so I don't blame him for eating them. He's just got to be sneaky around you.

Have a woof woof day and week, Beau. My best to your mom. ♥

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Let's pray he doesn't eat many. I like that he brought it to you and let it go.

Mevely317 said...

Sounds like the beginning of a rock song!
Woooo-oooh!
I'm so impressed that you let momma have your avocado, Beau. Good man!

Chatty Crone said...

I thought that avocados were great for you!

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

ALthough Mama could eat all avocados on a tree...
They just aren't for me!
xoxo,
Rosy

Brian said...

Beau, you really are the Mighty Avocado Hunter!

CheerfulMonk said...

You are such a sweet, clever boy!

Ojo said...

Hi friend, Ojo here! I can't believe you lost your find! Next time you'd better run and hide with it!