I am counting the wheels on this truck, I think I have 18 wheels, to, UM, you know, Pee On. I might need your assistance in this.
If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K9P
What does Dad yell at the dog if he pees on the carpet?
Urine Trouble
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I took it easy yesterday and did not post, neither did Mama |
21 comments:
Beau, you are a good stand up comic! Hope you and Mama both had a nice rest yesterday. Ask her if her neighbors have always been this strange.
Eighteen wheels?
No problem.
One just needs to practice portion control.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
we are on the way... we are as good as pee-nocchio in that sports ;O)
I'm sure Gibbs would be happy to help with those 18 wheels. I must warn you though for each wheel he will lift his right leg then turn around and lift his left leg. Sometimes he will turn around again and lift the right leg for a second time.
Hello,
It is good to take breaks Beau! I hope you are being a good doggie, not getting into trouble.
HUGS, have a happy day!
Hari Om
No harm in taking a break now and then - change as good as a rest, they say! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
We all need breaks - good for you!
Oh dear. We have nothing "funny" to add, nothing more giggly than your post or the comments left so far, so we'll just say Bye Bye!
You and your mama are so funny!
18 wheels, and a dozen roses... Kathy Metea...think that's close to how she spells her last name,
Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses
Ten more miles on his four day run
A few more songs from the all night radio
And he'll spend the rest of his life
With the one that he loves
And its kathy Mattea
Walter will be right there to help you pee on all those tires if you need some help, Beau.
I'm sure you'll find lots of help to leave pmail on that 18 wheeler. Loved all the funnies too.
Have a woof woof day, Beau. My best to your peeps. ♥
Decisions, decisions! I'm RFLMAO at Bertie's "portion control" remark.
18 wheels...geeez a lot to count and pp on. You needed a rest
Hugs Cecilia
I love the joke. 😊
Hi friend, Ojo here! Eighteen wheels, huh? I think you can do it! Also - great pee jokes! BOL BOL BOL!
That's a cute post!
Beau! You are just too funny! We know that Jack and Ralph and Jiggs and Willy and Oscar 2 would LOVE to hep you with your 18 wheels! We hope you, your Mom and your Dad have a marvellously happy day!
BOL! Okays my furiend, is there a two drink minimum? I better start drinkin'!!! hehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: if you needs help with those wheels, just lets me know....I can pee like a boy you knows!
Your blog is very punny today, BOL. Urine trouble - we love that! XOX Xena and Lucy
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