Thursday, April 15, 2021

I might need your help

 


I am counting the wheels on this truck, I think I have 18 wheels, to, UM, you know, Pee On. I might need your assistance in this.

If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?     K9P

What does Dad yell at the dog if he pees on the carpet?
Urine Trouble
I took it easy yesterday and did not post, neither did Mama


21 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

Beau, you are a good stand up comic! Hope you and Mama both had a nice rest yesterday. Ask her if her neighbors have always been this strange.

Bouncing Bertie said...

Eighteen wheels?
No problem.
One just needs to practice portion control.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

easyweimaraner said...

we are on the way... we are as good as pee-nocchio in that sports ;O)

Ann said...

I'm sure Gibbs would be happy to help with those 18 wheels. I must warn you though for each wheel he will lift his right leg then turn around and lift his left leg. Sometimes he will turn around again and lift the right leg for a second time.

eileeninmd said...

Hello,

It is good to take breaks Beau! I hope you are being a good doggie, not getting into trouble.
HUGS, have a happy day!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
No harm in taking a break now and then - change as good as a rest, they say! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Chatty Crone said...

We all need breaks - good for you!

ZOOLATRY said...

Oh dear. We have nothing "funny" to add, nothing more giggly than your post or the comments left so far, so we'll just say Bye Bye!

Martha said...

You and your mama are so funny!

Rose said...

18 wheels, and a dozen roses... Kathy Metea...think that's close to how she spells her last name,

Rose said...

Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses
Ten more miles on his four day run
A few more songs from the all night radio
And he'll spend the rest of his life
With the one that he loves


And its kathy Mattea

Millie and Walter said...

Walter will be right there to help you pee on all those tires if you need some help, Beau.

Sandee said...

I'm sure you'll find lots of help to leave pmail on that 18 wheeler. Loved all the funnies too.

Have a woof woof day, Beau. My best to your peeps. ♥

Mevely317 said...

Decisions, decisions! I'm RFLMAO at Bertie's "portion control" remark.

My Mind's Eye said...

18 wheels...geeez a lot to count and pp on. You needed a rest
Hugs Cecilia

CheerfulMonk said...

I love the joke. 😊

Ojo said...

Hi friend, Ojo here! Eighteen wheels, huh? I think you can do it! Also - great pee jokes! BOL BOL BOL!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

That's a cute post!

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

Beau! You are just too funny! We know that Jack and Ralph and Jiggs and Willy and Oscar 2 would LOVE to hep you with your 18 wheels! We hope you, your Mom and your Dad have a marvellously happy day!

Ruby said...

BOL! Okays my furiend, is there a two drink minimum? I better start drinkin'!!! hehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: if you needs help with those wheels, just lets me know....I can pee like a boy you knows!

lexitheschnauzer said...

Your blog is very punny today, BOL. Urine trouble - we love that! XOX Xena and Lucy