No one knows the exact date I turned into a DOG. Approximately 2 weeks ago, I began to sleep in the sun, wander in and through and around the yard, if daddy is out, I am too.
Before I turned into a dog, I stayed in the house except for Ball Games and Business!
I lay on the pool deck and watch daddy. Mama said they were worried because all the other dogs did this.
Reminder Doc Seuss day is coming.
You still have time to play, and You have 2 days to say what you want to say....
I lay on the deck, I lay in the dirt, I lay on the ground.
I wander in, I wander out, I wander and wander all around and around.
I bark to go in, I bark to go out, I bark and bark so happy I feel like I could shout.
I wander in the dirt and I wander all about.
Just pop a hat on your head, and a hat on a dog,
Take a selfie or ussie, while walking your dog.
whistle a tune, get bopped on your head,
and remember this, is what I said.
Ball IS Life
Mama and ME, we are ready as you can SEE
Get on the ball, Get ready You-All
PEE SSSS the only thing that has not changed in the 4 months and 2 weeks I have been here,
Is the snick, snick snick which is the sound of
The Lady With The Cell Phone.