Saturday, April 1, 2023

Mama is a Witch! Bewitcha In a Minute

 


My Mama Is a Witch and can-do magic spells!
Once she turned me into a duck, swimming in our pool. took photos and said it was a Black Mottled Duck.

Mama is also a Magician and was sad her assistant failed at his trick.
 She fired him and he became a wand erring soul.
She said a good magician's assistant is hard to find because they are highly sawed after.

Butt Mama, you said labracadabrator and thought to get a Lab. 
 the assistant thought you said  abracadabrabeau !
I am much better than any Labrador as you well know.
Pocus Mama, POCUS!

APRIL FOOL!  DID WE GET YA???
Use these today, we borrowed from it interwebssss
Why do omelettes love April Fools' Day? They enjoy practical yolks.
What do April Fools’ Day and open mic nights have in common? People go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes? Prankenstein.
What did April Fools' say when it received a gift? Well, prank you!


13 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

Wow, I am super impressed!! You went above and beyond an April Fool's Day post! My favorite is Labracadabrator.

CheerfulMonk said...

😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍👍

eileeninmd said...

Hello Beau,
What a fun April's Fools day post. Love the image your Mama created and the funnies. I am glad your Mama picked you! HUGS, have a happy day!

ZOOLATRY said...

Phunny punny lady today.

lexitheschnauzer said...

Now we know where Alexa gets her jokes...from your Mama! Thanks for the reminder about what day this is, BOL!

Ann said...

LOL Your pun filled post is the awesome. Highly sawed after...rofl.

Rose said...

Next thing you know. Your Mama will be pulling a Punny out of her hat!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
BOL - good one, Beau! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

My Mind's Eye said...

Beau your sweet funny mama is a keeper
Hugs cecilia

Millie and Walter said...

You and your momma are too funny, Beau. Happy April Fool's Day!

Mevely317 said...

I love every word!!! 😘

Chatty Crone said...

Good one - I am going to send those jokes to my younger grandson.

Brian's Home Blog said...

It might be April Fool's Day but you are always pretty magical Beau!