Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Rover, Not a Rhoomba

 


Saturday morning, Daddy, he House Husband was running the vacumun and suddenly
Total Silence.
Mama Yelled down the hall, What's Wrong?
The Vaccuum is DEAD.
87 hours later, After Diagnosis of Problem Daddy Declared it could not be repaired.
Mama talked to Amazon
And here it is. She said it is called Pet Reach and that it will be MY job
from now on to get the furs out of the carpet.
My answer to her was,
I am a ROVER, not a Roomba!
Come On Mom, I can't vacuum the floor. That is beneath me.

We got rid of our old vacuum, because all it did was collect dust"

"We got a new vacuum today. It works great but it really sucks"


19 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

Once again, you have made mundane housework a real hoot, and have made my day!!

easyweimaraner said...

that is a mighty fine count vacula... or is it a countess? for a long friendship in your house....

WFT Nobby said...

I think all horrid noisy vacuum cleaners should be banned. What's a bit of dog hair on the carpet after all? Makes the place more cosy, surely?
Toodle-oo!
Nobby.

Ann said...

This gave me the giggles. Sorry to hear about your other vacuum kicking the bucket but your story made me laugh.

Tigger's Mum said...

It could vacuum you Beau before the hairs go on the rug. I like a good hoovering. Paw smacks Mr T

DeniseinVA said...

Oh boy, loved this but sorry you had to get a new vacuum too.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
It's a beast of a thing!!! What does dad the house hubby thing of it though??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

eileeninmd said...

Hello, Beau

Vacuuming is not fun, but someone has to do it. I like the Bissell, looks very nice. I do not think the Roombas work that well. HUGS, have a happy day!

Rose said...

Hmmmm. I wonder if cats vacuum....no, not this cat. She runs if she hears one. But she is the cause of a lot of the mess.

Millie and Walter said...

The vacuum is very important in any pet household so when they break our pawrents get in a tizzy until they can replace it.

Chatty Crone said...

Did you get a new one from Amazon or did you order a new one. Amazon is pretty good. I love it.

Sandee said...

Dogs do not vacuum indeed. We all know that and so do your peeps.

Have a fabulous day, Beau. My best to your peeps. ♥

lexitheschnauzer said...

"It really sucks" BOL!! Mom's had her Tyson Animal for 16 years and it's still working good. And we still run from it. (Except Riley who attacked it today.) XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

TeeHeeHee..Good punnies today Beau. We're with you, dogs don't vaccuum!!
xoxo,
Sunny

CheerfulMonk said...

I love those pictures! But I'm sorry your mom has had so many items to replace. Fingers crossed everything will work fine for a good long time.

Hootin Anni said...

Roflmao. It really sucks. Seriously, rolling here.

Mevely317 said...

AND, it's teal! You weren't kidding about it being everywhere.
Funny lady. I actually snorted at "I am a ROVER, not a Roomba." Sounds like the title of a song!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Awesome, hope it does the job.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Yikes Beau, we hope the rumors of furry family members doing the vacuuming doesn't spread, that's scary!