Saturday, July 2, 2022

Walking Mama


Mama sat the Chromebook on the counter and started waving her arms, I looked on while rolling my eyes in amazement.
Seven ugly photos later she dabbled in PicMonkey and came up with two she could live with.
I heard her mumble that the photos showed wrinkles and wings. I had no idea she has Wings and now am wondering why she never flies? 
In My Humble Opinion, she has flipped her lid and gone quite Mad.
All this so I can tell all of you that she is still dizzy and taking meds to walk me each morning.
She said to tell you she can walk 3 ways without the pill.
If she shuffles like an old person, with arms down, she WILL fall over.
If she spreads her legs like above, she can walk perfectly straight but looks like a penguin.
She can walk her normal stride if she flaps her wings, holds her arms out like a tight rope walker.

The simple answer is, she continues to be dizzy in the AM. and with one Dramamine pill at wake up she can walk me fine, just like she always does.
It would look pretty silly if she waved the leash around and with wrinkled wings extended, she might choke me,

PEE.ESSS. this photo was just too ugly to show, thus the edit
No, I am not sniffing her butt, I was passing by. 
Sorry we are a day late saying this to all our Canadian friends.


Ginny Hartzler said...

Oh my! Well, at least it is only in the morning. Did you ever find out a reason why?

Tigger said...

you always make our day with something humorous. That first photo with Beau in the background has a hilarious look on his face. You know you are in remarkably good shape, particularly for someone who has lost a lot of weight, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. We couldn't see any wings. (They call them 'bingo wings' in England.) xxx Mr T

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh dear, that sounds a bit like my vertigo - has mum been checked for Meniere's Disorder? Anyway, I am glad that a single tablet can make things right - for your sake as well as hers! Husg and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Ann said...

Oh my, that doesn't sound like fun although if you try walking like a penguin or with your arms out you could give the neighbors something to talk about.
I love the expression on Beaus face in that first picture.

eileeninmd said...

Hello, Beau

I am sorry your Mama has these dizzy spells. You look cute in the first photo with your Mama. Take care of your Mama! HUGS, have a happy day!

Millie and Walter said...

Sorry to hear your mom is a bit wobbly when she tries to walk you but we're glad the medication helps her.

My Mind's Eye said...

Beau I can always count on you and your MS Mom to make me giggle
Hugs Cecilia

Mevely317 said...

I'm so sad to hear da momma's still experiencing dizzy episodes! You will keep us updated, won't you, Beau?

PS - That expression on your face in Pix #1 is priceless. I'm RFLMAO.

lexitheschnauzer said...

Beau, your Mama cracks us up. We think we'd look worried, too, if our Mom was doing that stuff. Hoping she can get to the bottom of this dizziness so she can stop flapping her wings! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia

Chatty Crone said...

You have been dizzy for a long time - I am worried - have you mentioned it to the doctor?

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Obviously I don't like what I'm hearing. You shouldn't have to take Dramamine each day. It might be one of your morning pill. Have you Googled any side effects to your medication.

Brian said...

Maybe your Mom needs to try out a fancy walking stick Beau.

CheerfulMonk said...

I love the post but hope the dizziness goes away soon.

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

I love your post! Our Mom looks sort of like a bowling pin. She too has wings and she falls over a lot! She looks awesome (so do you Beau) We hope your Mom's dizzyness stops soon. Purrs Marv