Friday Morning, I hear wheels in the driveway!
WOOO WOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOO!
Look Mama there's a Red Dog in our driveway.
It's on a truck, with a Smiling Man in it.
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| photos from Red Dog Roofers website |
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Woo! WOO! who is there?
Mama runs out the door and is outside talking for 87 hours.
I hear someone walking on the roof!
They come inside and Mama and Daddy and The Happy Smiling Man
sit down at the table,
He talks, they listen, and he shows them a video and they talk another 87 hours.
Mama looks like she wants to cry as the man says the bottom line is.......
We are getting a NEW ROOF!
It Cost a LOT OF $$$$$$
Here is My Story, forget the roof, I am happy with what we have now.
I greeted the man at the door, he smiled, laughed and petted me.
Of course, he had to since I was sitting on his feet.
He said "Nice Dog"
and they sat at the table.
at 11 AM
Since Mama makes lunch at exactly 11:30 Every day of my life and serves it at NOON, at 11:30 I walked too the table and nosed Mama hand in the air.
Red Dog Man Laughed, I love it when people laugh at me.
Mama explained we eat at noon and could he get to the bottom line.
Salesman can't hurry.
At Noon I did my TALKING that means Mama GET UP AND COOK!
I put my head back and gave long woooos, kind of like a wolf howls.
Mama understands Me
The man laughed, kept talking, Mama and Daddy Laughed.
I put my head in the man's lap, he petted me, kept talking.
I shoved his hand in the air off the laptop on the table.
He laughed.
No one got up. I ran to the basket and grabbed Gator and started
to throw him in the air and chase him and then bow down like to a Queen,
and then I rolled upside down, liked Da Phenny and Da Nelly, and laid there holding gator
in my mouth.
No one got up.
I continued and the man was laughing so hard he lost his concentration.
He would type and laugh, and Mama gave me a treat and I got ever crazier.
All the people laughed, and Mama said, could you please just give us
THE BOTTOM LINE and he said "and get out of here,"
Mama said Exactly!
He said the Bottom Line, Mama almost started to cry!
The papers were signed, the check was written, the deal was done.
He ordered the permits online and said he would call on Friday and set up the
date to RIP OUR ROOF OFF.
ONE HOUR after My Lunch Time he stood at the door, opened the door, and I got happy, and he closed the door with him on the inside.
He said I just want to tell you I have never cared for Brindle Dogs.
Beau is beautiful and so funny and good, and I want one like him
He leaned over and hugged me and was
FINALLY GONE
This is a sign from their roofing company
When The Man comes back to put on the roof, I am ready with their new website
design.
they need a new RED Dog! and that is ME
22 comments:
You will be a perfect spokesdog for the company! Everyone who meets you loves you. You will sell a thousand roofs!
oh yeah... you would make da bestest red dog ever!!! what a rilliant idea! .. we hear you for the ruined lunch time.... da nelly starts to bark egg-sactly one minute after his lunch time and da phenny is on strike immediately. he parks his butt and acts like a mule till the lunch rolls in...
So you get commission for having your handsome picture on the van and that pays the $$$$$ for the roof?
Hari Om
BOL, Nobby beat me to it with the commission idea! But tell mum, dear Beau, that I feel her pain and remember 2017 with a cringe as we had the roof over the Hutch replaced. However, there is no question it was worth every cent, so it's short-term pain for long-term gain! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Their ad looks so much better with you in it Beau.
When I read the set up a date to rip our roof off I read it as R.I.P. our roof off.
Hello, Beau
You look beautiful as you are, no need to turn red. But, I would like to see your picture on the advertisement. We had our roof replaces a few years ago, I know it is very expensive. HUGS, have a happy day!
You are a great host and would make the perfect spokes dog for that company, Beau. Of course, who couldn't fall in love with you when you put on such a great show for that man.
What a fun company name. Sure not one I'd expect for a roofing company. But I'm glad he was nice.
OH dear me the banging with a new roof will be quite loud
Hugs Cecilia
We're looking at doing the same thing in a few years. Lots of green papers for that.
You did a great job, Beau, but it's a shame you couldn't get your lunch on time.
I linked this post to Awww Mondays.
Have a woof woof day and week, Beau. My best to your mom. ♥
The name is great, yeah, but waiting for lunch? That sucks, Beau!
Woofs,
Ollie
We think you would make a great company mascot Beau...and maybe they reduce the roof price so your Mama doesn't have to cry!
xoxo,
Rosy, Sunny and Jakey
You are so precious! Sorry about the roof.
I hate when people come and take forever!
You'd be a great spokesmen.
Sounds like you are getting a few expensive things done to the house!!
What a polite fellow you are, Beau ... not so, that roof man. At least he had the grace to ha-ha-ha'd at your antics. If someone doesn't like my furbaby(babies), they'd be out the door without so much as a yankee doodle dandy!
Oh boy Beau, get ready for a whole lotta noise and a lot of banging going on. But it does beat not having a good roof!
We always worry that having to get a new roof or A/C until or new porch or something else like that will cut into our food allowance. So far so good. We think you are hilarious Beau, and made a believer out of the red dog man. Way to go, friend! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia Pee Ess, Lucy says brindle dogs rock (she's a reverse brindle, and they rock, too!)
We always worry that having to get a new roof or A/C until or new porch or something else like that will cut into our food allowance. So far so good. We think you are hilarious Beau, and made a believer out of the red dog man. Way to go, friend! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia Pee Ess, Lucy says brindle dogs rock (she's a reverse brindle, and they rock, too!)
If you become the new red dog, be sure to give your paw print for the copyright use of your image...and free roofing!!!!
Oh, Beau, you tell such good stories. I could picture this whole sceanrio in my mind. And I prefer your brindle coat to the red one. thinking about it, I've had 12 dogs live with me and not a single one was brindle. Most of the dogs were found, so we never found a brindle. Maybe they don't run away and get lost very often. Who knowsn, but now I would love a brindle dog. But Faith will not allow me to get another dog. I've asked her. The answer is NO.
The man sounds like he was very nice and liked you Beau.
So do you have too many layers of shingles that they have to remove them? I can only imagine the cost for a new roof but it will be nice to have some peace of mind.
Beau Beware! It's gonna get noisy, like really really noisy! You might not like Red Dog Man so much next time he comes 'round.
Beu! You made Mom laugh. Cinnamon is the same. When she got her operation, Mom had to start giving her breakfast (she had to take pills 2 times per day). Mom tried to go back to just supper...Cinnamon INSISTS that she still gets breakfast = and when Mom is late (likes sleeping in) Cinnamon throws her balls at Mom's head! Mom says you and Cinnamon must be related! Mom says she is happy the roof here is A-OK! Purrs Marv
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