Monday, February 7, 2022

I have a stalker

 


This morning I was wandering around, looking for the exact 'right spot' to do my business and I felt as though there were eyes on me. Shivers went  down my striped back, I felt as though a stalker was after me.

Which reminds me of a joke... How do T-Rexes stalk their prey?  dinoculars!

14 comments:

easyweimaraner said...

lol...gooooooood one

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Given the pictorial evidence, I am feeling fairly confident that you do indeed have a stalker and her name might be mumarazzi!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Chatty Crone said...

He probably does look like like a dinosaur to a lizard!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Yep, those stalkers sure know how to follow handsome!

Sandee said...

We know your mom is a stalker. We're happy about it too. That's how we get so many wonderful shots of you. You should be thankful she didn't photograph you while you were doing your business.

Have a woof woof day and week. My best to your peeps. ♥

Susan Kane said...

He is enjoying the stalker.

Mevely317 said...

How funny! I saw this headline first and startled, wondering WHO of my friends was prey?
Aw, your momma's the benevolent sort, Beau. A day without Beau's like a day without sunshine!

Millie and Walter said...

It was the puparazzi stalking you. BOL!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Duh, we all know you have a stalker! You should have some privacy when you need to take a poop...LOL

Ann said...

I think you're right. You do have a stalker. At least she's a friendly one though.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

The pupparazzi never leaves us alone, do they???
xoxo,
Sunny, Rosy & Jakey

Martha said...

Your mama is just too much lol!

Ginny Hartzler said...

Don't worry Beau, your stalker is very friendly. And only wants to kill you with kindness. Give her a break.

CheerfulMonk said...

Poor Beau! No privacy. Hopefully they at least feed you well and take you for walks. 😊