Thursday, December 16, 2021

Skinny the Gator

 


Gator came through the door, 14 days before Christmas, looking fine.
Yay! a Gator that is all Mine.
Mama said to daddy he can have it early.
my head was so happy I got a little whirly.
 2 days later, Gator had lost a lot of weight,
you see, it is the squeaker and stuffing that I ate hate.
I took Gator outside, to play in the sun
Daddy said from the pool, Beau, you sun of a gun!
What did you do?
What did you chew?
Now I have the flat gator,
and he is much higher on my rater. 

My Gator is no more,
He is now rags upon the floor.
He was fun for 3 days,
That's how us big dogs Play

After Mama picked up the daily deposit
and found 4 rags, normal daily deposits it wasn't.
Gator disappeared and I can't find him anywhere.
Like he disappeared into thin air



18 comments:

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh my Beau the gator-ATOR!!
Hugs cecilia

Betty Manousos said...

hi Beau! love ya!

easyweimaraner said...

wow Beau... 3 days is a record... we think da gold medal of taking good care of you toys is for you this time...

Inger said...

Well, three days is pretty good. Do you think you may get another one for Christmas. If you do, try to make it last to New Years at least. You must have some very big teeth, big dog that you are.

Chatty Crone said...

Are we saying he ate the gator??

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh my... I hope there is a resurrection of sorts. Well, a replacement at least! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sandee said...

You remind me of our Angel Little Bit, Beau. She could destroy a toy in short order. We had backups of her favorites.

Have a fabulous day. Scritches to Beau and a hug to mom. ♥

Mevely317 said...

Well, I bet that gator was just asking for it!
I'm glad you shared this today, because I came THIS close to buying Macie and Grace a furry toy(s) for Christmas. Tom says, "They don't know it's Christmas" -- but I beg to differ!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

RIP Gator!!

Benji: I could write the same poetry about some of the used to be creatures around here...

Dalton: I dead them too, but t takes me a lot longer...I must be a kinder pup, LOL!

photowannabe said...

Oh my, rags in the deposits...glad they were in the deposits and not still in Beau..

Ginny Hartzler said...

Oh my! Well, I know Mama can do her research and find safer toys! I am so glad they kept an eye on you, and you did not swallow anything...or DID you...I wait to hear if you squeak for your dinner.

Ann said...

I would say you sufficiently killed that gator Beau.

WFT Nobby said...

Well Beau, I think it was very brave of you to take on a GATOR.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

CheerfulMonk said...

As long as it kept you happy...that's the main thing, Sweet Pup. ❤️

Millie and Walter said...

You sure took care of that gator in record speed, Beau. Walter just destroys stuffed toys, too so we don't have any out to play with.

Brian's Home Blog said...

You best call for some Gator-Aid Beau!

Marvelous Marv said...

Hi Beau! We are catching up! You remind us of the Weims! They too destroy their toys...to tell you the truth, Cinnamon is the only hairy slobbery sister who has NOT destroyed her stuffies. We love how your Mom put it all to rhyme and we are sorry we have not been around much this week. Mom has been "off" and we have had a hard time getting her "on". We are lucky that she is commenting for us tonight. Oh yes, we got 2 new cards from you guys and we have not yet posted them! THank you, they are purrfect.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Oh no, so sorry your gator is gone! At least you some fun for awhile.