Chi-Weenie and a Yorkie

 

You have seen this photo before, but it will help me tell a story. When Mama sent this pic of Mama and Me to her brothers wife in a text, her reply was

His Head is Bigger than YOURS! (remember this for  later)

Mama got this photo of Rex, Chi-weenie 12 weeks old, from her niece, who is the daughter of the woman who said my head is BIG. This little guy weighs about 4 lbs and is suppose to top out at 10 or 12 pounds.

 See video for how fast he is. He lives 10 hours away from us, which means we will never meet. 

There is a dog that lives next door. 

His name is Rocky and he is a mini Yorkie with a shrill yapper as loud as a Fishwife, whatever that is. I heard Mama say that. 

Every time we go in our back yard he is YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP until we go inside. He is on his back porch because his people lock him out there for hours, Mama thinks that is because they get sick of his yapping. He also yaps while inside. 

At least that is MAMA's Theory. Or she said it could be they are DEAF. Mama is a DOG lover but this one she is NOT fond of.. Mama told me she has Dog ears and loud noises get on her last nerve.

Rocky is a runner, and at least once a week breaks away and  We know he is OUT when we hear screams of ROCKY, ROCKY Rocky and look out to see humans running this way and that trying to find him. 

Saturday at my nooner Ball game, Rocky was YAPPING and throw himself against the window and screen on their back porch.

Mama was inside. Daddy yelled Beau come here, Beau get away from the fence. the third Beau he yelled, Mama came blazing out like she was on  fire out side and Yelled at Daddy, why are you yelling at Beau. 

JUST SAY Come! well duh forget the rest of what she said. Then she said, Come to me in her firm voice and I did and she locked me in the house. I said What did I DO? The dog started it

Daddy said, that yapper next door is out an on the other side of the fence, Beau thinks its a rat or a squirrel. Daddy thought it was funny, Mama did not

there was a lot said that I will skip.

 Mama looked over he fence and the silly dog had split the screen and was racing around in the unfenced yard on a streets with traffic.

Daddy said where are you going to Mama, as she flew in the house and out the front door.

 She yelled as she ran, I don't like him but he will get run over. 

 She banged and banged on the front door of the house next door and the man who it turns out IS deaf was yelling who is it, who is it? 

I heard her in my living room when she SCREAMED Rocky is OUT, Rocky is OUT... 

he opened the door and said WHAT? Mama had deja vu and though she was  talking to daddy.

 She yelled at the man:  Rocky just busted a hole in your screen and has run until he is about to die of heat stroke, (it was 92 mid day sun). 

She said, he is at your back door right now. The man ran for the back porch, the woman held the door open and Mama saw over her shoulder that Rocky was on the run and coming around the house to the dangerous front yard. 

Mama yelled, he's running at the same time the man started yelling, he's running, he's running, catch him.

INSERT from past  years. 

Rocky can NOT be caught. He is faster than a small runaway freight trains.

The woman was screaming YOU know I can't catch him, (they are older than MAMA) So mama grabbed the front  door and held it open wide and said Come on Rocky, come on Rocky, come in the house, and he blasted through the door and fell over panting behind the sofa.

mama said in her firm voice. HE needs water, look at him, he can't breathe..

The lady said come on in, thank you for helping. 

Then the man yelled I can't find the CAT! Mama yelled really loud, There IS A HOLE IN YOUR PORCH SCREEN!

The cat went out the hole with Rocky. At just that minute the cat came racing through the hole in the screen behind the man who was on the porch holding the sliding doors OPEN, his wife was yelling CLOSE THE DOOR, there is a hole in the screen, 

Mama was yelling the cat is behind you. 

Finally he understood what we were saying and scooped up  the cat who attacked him with claws, teeth and hissing while he attempted to close the doors to contain dog and cat inside the house.

with them both locked in, Mama just opend the door and said Bye and left. The two people and the dog and the cat looked shell shocked.

When mama came home ranting about how some people should not own pets and was telling Daddy this story, which I already knew because I have extreme hearing abilities and could hear it all in real time.

Daddy said 

I wasn't worried about Beau, he could swallow that dog without chewing!  now you can Remember the top photo that shows I COULD swallow him but would not. 

  

Mama said "do you think this is funny?"