Wednesday, May 12, 2021

My House My Rules

 


I love my Mama, butt My House My Rules.

She Throws like a girl. You see that orange thing in my mouth? When daddy uses the throw stick my ball goes like lightning and so do I.

Last week, Daddy was busy at ball throwing time, working on the pool. 

Mama volunteered to throw the ball. She can't use the stick and uses her ARM.
The Rules Are Throw Stick only.

The second time she tossed it like a girl, instead of bringing it back to her, I grabbed it and ran around the pool and slam dunked orange thing right in front of daddy.

After the laughter ended, Daddy put down that silly net on a stick that he pushes around in the pool and played ball
BY MY RULES
Use the slinger and sling it HARD, Not Like  a Girl.


23 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

Beau, WHAT is the slinger stick?? Next post, show and tell!! This is hilarious, you know very well just how to let the humans know what you want.

easyweimaraner said...

hahaha good decision... our mama is no good thrower...mostly the things she threw lands in a tree LOL

Bouncing Bertie said...

Your house, your rules. You'd think they would know that by now!

Ann said...

OMG That is just too funny. I'm glad your dad played by your rules. It was nice of your mom to try and fill in though

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
You know who does what, right; dad, ball slinger; mum, food bringer!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

eileeninmd said...

Hello, Beau

It is your rules and your house and your ball.
I used to love throwing the ball and sticks for my old dogs.
Your Mama is trying!
HUGS, have a happy day!

DeniseinVA said...

Too funny, but your mom is a good sport for playing with you while daddy is busy.

Rose said...

That is hilarious!

Brian said...

You sure do know what you expect sweet Beau!

Millie and Walter said...

You sure know how to tell your pawrents what you want, Beau. Our dad is a great thrower but our mom is like your mom. You never know what direction the ball will go when our mom throws it. BOL!

Martha said...

You're the boss Beau! :)

Sandee said...

Everyone knows you get what you want. Good for you. I'll bet mom did a poor job so she wouldn't have to work that hard.

Have a woof woof day, Beau. My best to your peeps. ♥

Mevely317 said...

YOU are hilarious, Beau! So smart, too, knowing where your bread's buttered. I'm off to Google that slinger-thingie. I wonder if it's not like my salad slinger?

My Mind's Eye said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh throws like a girl you say...best remember she is the one who fills up you food and water bowl...don't want her to hurt her arm
Hugs Cecilia

Chatty Crone said...

I have seen a a toy that picks up the ball from the ground and you out the ball in it and pitch it and the ball goes way far - hard to describe but I bet he would love it.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Good job Beau!!!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Our House, our rules!!! If Mom throws the ball, we chase after it, but we don't bring it back. If she wanted it, why did she throw it in the first place??? We are NOT fetchers:)

Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Phod agrees - stick or nothing. Lady was doing some gardening and she tried to just use her hand, he was not impressed.

lexitheschnauzer said...

If I waited on my Dad to throw a ball, it would never happen. I am thankful my Mommy plays with me. XOX Xena

Marv, Jo Jo, Komo, Cinnamon & Angel Nellie said...

Hee! Hee! At our house Mom uses the slinger as she throws like a grrl!

Ruby said...

BOL!!!! OMD, that is RIGHT! You tell them Beau!!! Moms are good for some stuffs, butts sometimes you just needs your Pops! BOL!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

CheerfulMonk said...

You are priceless. Thank you for making me laugh. ❤️

Matilda the Boxer said...

AHEM, Mr. Beauregard!! Just because your momma is a girl and throws bad doesn't mean all girls do!! But yes, throw sticks are a much better idea than silly human arms.