I was looking to upgrade my mattress, I just want something bedder.
I said, I would like to buy a mattress.
She said, Certain Sir, a spring mattress?
I said Oh no, I want it for year round.
I said I like all mattresses, so how do I decide which one, there are so many to choose from.
The sales girl said, since you are unsure which one you want, why don't you sleep on it.
The one she was sitting on, had a pad just my size, none of the others did.
Apparently there was a misunderstanding!
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A lot of puns, and each one is so good. Now, are you or Mommy thinking about buying a mattress? You look pretty comfy on this one, but I think you took up so much room that Mommy fell off!
Sleep on it, sleep in it, take your time before you decide...
Hello,
Love the puns! Sleep on it, a trial run.
Have a great day!
ZZZzzzzzz.
These are good ones. How silly that she would ask if you wanted a mattress just for spring...lol
You deliberately shoved her off the bed, I know!! She was snoring, right!? And, loud snoring is no bed of roses.
Hari OM
Now here's a funny thing - I am researching mattresses too!!!
But I have to do it all online and I have no company like you.
So the decision is mine, that's all it can be -
I hope I have your pity, your huggable sym-paw-thee
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
LOL! Too funny!!!
Can't see the problem myself.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
BOL BOL BOL
She said, Certain Sir, a spring mattress?
I said Oh no, I want it for year round.
Hugs Cecilia
Next stop the Comedy Channel! I can say I knew you when.
We hope you find the perfect mattress, Beau. BOL!
I have no doubt you will choose wisely Beau!
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 Well done!
Terrific post! It made Mom laugh! When her and Dad lived in Edmonton and had the hairy slobber sisters, Bob and Sam, they were looking for a new mattress. The sales guys said, "Bring them in" and he put a packing blanket on the bed and all 4 of us tried out the mattress! Yes, we did buy the second one we tried!
LOL
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