MAMA said to tell you she uses this Bissel so much, because of ME that she was getting a right arm muscle only, now she swaps hands to have both arms the same.
I say blame it on my ball,
I don't make a mess, at All.
Daddy throws the ball, I chase it
The balls rolls in the black dirt and all that grit
My tongue gets black,
I can't put it back
It comes in the house and drips of my chops
the ball rolls around and the black dirt drops.
Not my fault as you can see,
the ball not innocent, innocents is me
it does look good in the sunshine.
Mama kicks it to the side out of her way,
but soon it returns, since I does play
She says it is a danger to old ladies feet,
she trips all over it, and almost falls on her seat
23 comments:
that is true... balls can be a trap... specially when placed on the stairs ;O)
Tell Mama that the ball is to blame for the dirt, not you. But she must keep kicking it out of the way so she doesn't fall. Looking down all the time when you walk is good, but then you will hit your head on things.
The ball is to blame for it all. You ARE innocent
LOL, yes blame it on the ball. You are so cute!
HUGS, have a happy day!
Hello beauty, the damn ball is always a trap!
But you are such a sweetheart!♥️
Hugs!
The case couldn't be clearer. It is TOTALLY at the fault of that ball.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Hari Om
Aballslutely... If mama doesn't want the strife, she needs to invent the self-returning, self-cleaning, self-moovouttadaway ball. Right. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
You are helping your mama get a workout! :D
Silly ball! That's a pretty neat contraption momma has.
It's sure not your fault Beau. We've all heard the term Dirt Ball, so there's your proof!
Maybe your mom could wash the ball before you bring it back inside? Also if you had a drinking bowl outside you could rinse the dirt off your tongue before going inside too. We are just thinking of ways to help so you and your dirty ball don't get in trouble. BOL!
Beau that is one gawgeous ball but you are 87 x's more gawgeous
Hugs Cecilia
Yes this is the way of playing balls outside and then coming back in and making a mess. Mom knows how this works and nothing will change. Mom loves that your happy playing with your ball.
Have a woof woof day, Beau. My best to your mom. ♥
We all know you are innocent, but you should be careful with that ball. What would you do if something happened to Mama?
Ah, dear Beau your orange is the perfect excuse...just be careful that your Mama doesn't fall.
Sue
So maybe you need an inside ball and an outside ball???
We don't need mud and dirt to make a mess - our furs keep Mom plenty busy working on those arm muscles with her noisy Dyson.
Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Oh, Ma has one of those sweepers too! Thou, it's a different brand, butts same kind of thingie! she uses it to sweep up all the leaves and other stuffs she SAYS I bring in the house. I say SHE brings it in....who's to say??! 😁
I don't mind it on the floor, so if it bothers the Moms so much, wells, that's their problem, rights??? BOL!!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Hurray for Bissell, hurray for your mom who avoids balls and doesn't fall on her seat, hurray for you sweet Beau :)
Beau and his pretty orange ball
gets the blame, but don't fall!
Look down when you step, kick it away...
It'll roll to Pops & you & he can play!!
Just tell your momma that it's a privilege to be allowed to clean up after you!
We have similar conversations here. Funny lady's work, which has no dogs but many small children, just got 4 of those carpet sweepers. Seems it isn't always the dog!
You are definitely innocent, Beau. And who can get mad about so much fun!
When ever I saw Skye's ball in the middle of floor I would push it to where we couldn't trip on it. Believe me we did trip way too many times.
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