Saturday, November 7, 2020

Now I lay me down to eat!

 


If I look sad, 
it is the fault of my dad,
He is cooking sausage and egg,
and I am ready to beg.
I say what I want is a crisp piece of bacon,
He says, not what you get, that is not what I'm makin.
Mama said to me, 
it is a dog you be.
We love you a waffle lot,
but a waffle aint what you got.
What you get is eggstential crisis my friend
what you will get is dry dog food, The End.


So worn out from waiting, he decided to lay down and eat.. We laugh all day every day at our 
Big Beautiful Beau
Now I lay me down to eat..




19 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

I have never seen a dog eat laying down!!!

WFT Nobby said...

Not even a morsel of crispy bacon?
Oh go on Dad!

eileeninmd said...

Hello,

I want eggs and bacon too. It is not often I see a dog laying down to eat, you need more sleep? HUGS, have a great day!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Beau, your new pawrents love you
and all they are doing is saving your bacon
from tummy upsets or unfortunate poo
no matter the face you decide to take on!!!
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Ann said...

I can't remember which dog it was, but I did have one that would lay down in front of the food dish.

Hootin Anni said...

...I pray Big Daddy cooks bacon in tomorrow.
If he should drop a morsel of meat
I'll be right there using my tongue to sweep!!

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LOVE that very first image best of all.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Dang, no bacon? That ain't right Beau!!!

My Mind's Eye said...

How fun Beau your eating station has two purposes for food and a chin rest
Hugs Cecilia

Millie and Walter said...

We can't believe your pawrents didn't give you a little taste of their breakfast. It's too bad you got so tired waiting that you had to eat laying down. BOL!

Mevely317 said...

Well, you can't blame a guy for trying! So cute you are, Beau. We luv you a waffle lot, too!

Martha said...

You are so cute laying down to eat. I think your daddy should sneak you some bacon when mama isn't looking :)

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We are sure without the extra treats you are so weak you can't stand to eat!

Chatty Crone said...

No people food at all?
And eating laying down - interesting.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

I always get a kick out of dogs who lay down to eat or drink water.

photowannabe said...

HaHa...HaHa...
Beau..I love your bored face and resignation to eating dry dog food when all you want is the yumminess that Daddy is preparing.
Now I lay me down to eat..
Awesome!!
Sue

Rose said...

You poor baby...no bacon? How did you survive without it.

ZOOLATRY said...

Too Cute! (sorry, had to steal the TV show's name cause it's true!)

lexitheschnauzer said...

Tell your peeps you're having an eggs essential crisis, Beau. Let us know how that works. XOXO Lucy and Xena

Matilda the Boxer said...

No bacon, no eggs, no waffle?!?!! Why are they starving you to death???