I am a big Lap Dog, I love my daddy's LAP
I love him so much, he must be my Pap!
Mama calls me traitor,
because I was HER sweet tater!
I can't help it that I love HIM the most,
You see, I fit his lap, like butter on toast!
PEE-S...if I climb on her lap when she sits on the couch,
She hollers and she SCREAMS a really loud OUCH
|Yes, I have a tail, it is to fast for the cell phone