Mama, Big and Simon and Zoe, sit down in a booth in Burger Barn.
The waitress says to the Doc, what can i get you?
The dog, Big looks at the waitress and says," Mama will have a burger and fries, the cats want tuna melts and I will have a burger, hold the fries."
The waitress says "This is amazing!! you're a dog who can talk!"
Mama looks at the waitress and says don't be fooled. The cat in the hat is a ventriloquist.
TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY
MOM SAYS WE ARE TAKING TUESDAY OFF! THE PAWRENTS HAVE DOCTOR APPTS FOR THEMSELVES. SHE SAYS I AM SAFE! BUT I DO HAVE TO STAY HOME A LONE TWICE IN ONE DAY
11 comments:
Thanks you, BB!
I started the morning with a smile! 😅
Hello,
Cute joke and photo of BB! Enjoy your day!
Great joke Big. Sorry you have to stay home alone twice tomorrow but at least you won't have the clicky box pointed at you while you try to nap :)
Hari OM
HAH!!! good one. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Too funny, that explains a lot about Simon here! Enjoy the day off, Simon will remind everyone about Seuss Day tomorrow.
Bahahaha … that's really cute! Now I'M wanting a burger and fries, too. :)
Bol Bol Big...that is hilarious!!
Hugs Cecilia
BOL!!! Good one!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
Good joke! Home alone....twice??!! Oh well, the camera will MIA while you get in some sleep AND dare we say, there may be extra treats??
Your mama should put all this in a book. Your whole life, blog, and I don't know where the kitties came from, but they surely would be a hit as well.
In books, a hit is called a BESTSELLER. So now you know, talk to her about it or have the kitty in the hat do it.
Love the joke. I laughed out loud.
Have a fabulous day and week. ♥
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