Tuesday, July 26, 2011

If It Looks Like a Duck.....

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!

Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!

Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A:  Quackers and Milk.


TexWisGirl said...

HUGE groan... :)

but love those images!!! adorable duck butts!

Ann said...

Hmm, I think I must be a duck since I get up at the quack of dawn too :)

SquirrelQueen said...

Groan! :)

Great shots of Mr. Mallard!