Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Blindshot Big Boy #4

I think Blindshot #4 the best, don't you? 
SHE said CRACKER and I looked right in the camera.

She shrieked and said 
I wanted you to put your ears up, Silly Boy

She is always KISSING on my face, wonder why?
Daddy said I get more kisses than he does.
BUTT of course I do!
see? I got more fur than he does!

Daddy and Angel Baby

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Blindshot Big Boy #3

Mama promised me, No More Dog Puns, butt then she furgot!

She said, Butt Big Boy, there are so many pawsome puns for the ultimutt pun lovers.

I answered, Mutt you hound us with these doggone dog puns?

She ended it with
Just pug-get about it!

Monday, July 6, 2020

Blindshot Big Boy #2

Mama wants me to tell you about this Big Red Ball
NOPE! not MY ball! It's Hers.
This is her story and she took my blog...

It only takes a few a day to make a difference. My pointer and thumb on both hands had no strenght at all. I had to ask Bob or use a butter knife to pop the top on a lid on
Hand Cream,
 in fact all lids that pop.
I sat the red squeeze ball in a lid, on the kitchen counter. It is by the dog treats that live in the Tostitos dip jar, on top of the journal where I count calories and right next to the phone.
I see the ball MANY times a day.
Two or Three times a day,  I pick it up and do 20 squeezes per hand, and 20 pointer/thumb squeezes.
I can now pop the tops.
And I stopped dropping things........
Talk to your doctor before you do this if you have problems with your hands.

Warning found on Web MD
Don't do this exercise if your thumb joint is damaged.

Sunday, July 5, 2020

Dog N Roses

Please, don't even ask how I got up on the Nook Top.... I think Mama used PhotoscapeX or maybe PicMonkey or more likely MAGIC.  Zoolatry magiced my cutout with the ball and magically sent to mama through something called email.

You may have heard of Guns N Roses, but here in our house we got Dog N Roses....

Here is my Cover version of their Sweet Child of Mine.

Sweet Mama of Mine
She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of puphood memories
Where everything was as fresh
As the bright blue sky

Her scent reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a pup I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain and fireworks
To quietly pass me by

Woah, yeah
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Sweet mama o' mine
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Sweet mama of mine

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Happy 4th of July USA

I love watermelon, do you?

I feel like I am losing my rind.

I want to be a Melon-aire!!!!

What to do on a holiday!  
Take up 3/4 of a sofa and one pillow, allowing room for one Mama Or One Daddy. I don't care which one it is, but I prefer the one to not have a camera


Friday, July 3, 2020

Blindshot Big Boy #1

There I was, all chilled and enjoying my Quarantine Time. SHE decided to take
BlindShots of my face.
The sun was blinding and she could not see the phone screen. I don't look back when SHE is blind. don't worry she took FOUR...coming sooner than you think 
Blindshot 2

Thursday, July 2, 2020

BIG Offensive Lineman

This is how you can be an offensive lineman and trap your pawrentz in the rooms where you can keep and eye on, 

Daddy was in his bathroom to my left, Mama was in her bathroom, down the hall behind me and to the left. This is how Mama found me and she kept muttering about how there was no room to walk on either side and she sure is to old to step over me LONG ways... 

 If you have not tried this, there are many ways to do it, even if you don't have a hall like this. ANY doorway works! 

PEE ESS... this could work if you have more than one CAT.....

Just remember, the JOB of an Offensive Lineman is BLOCKING! any way you can!  NOTICE! the cell phone never even made me BLINK... I think I am getting used to it.