Monday, February 17, 2020

Wanna Here A joke?


Mama, Big and Simon and Zoe, sit down in a booth in Burger Barn.
The waitress says to the Doc, what can i get you?
The dog, Big looks at the waitress and says," Mama will have a burger and fries, the cats want tuna melts and I will have a burger, hold the fries."
The waitress says "This is amazing!! you're a dog who can talk!"
Mama looks at the waitress and says don't be fooled.  The cat in the hat is a ventriloquist.


TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY
MOM SAYS WE ARE TAKING TUESDAY OFF! THE PAWRENTS HAVE DOCTOR APPTS FOR THEMSELVES. SHE SAYS I AM SAFE! BUT I DO HAVE TO STAY HOME A LONE TWICE IN ONE DAY

11 comments:

Ella said...

Thanks you, BB!
I started the morning with a smile! 😅

eileeninmd said...

Hello,

Cute joke and photo of BB! Enjoy your day!

Ann said...

Great joke Big. Sorry you have to stay home alone twice tomorrow but at least you won't have the clicky box pointed at you while you try to nap :)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
HAH!!! good one. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Brian said...

Too funny, that explains a lot about Simon here! Enjoy the day off, Simon will remind everyone about Seuss Day tomorrow.

Mevely317 said...

Bahahaha … that's really cute! Now I'M wanting a burger and fries, too. :)

My Mind's Eye said...

Bol Bol Big...that is hilarious!!
Hugs Cecilia

The Gang at LLB said...

BOL!!! Good one!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Good joke! Home alone....twice??!! Oh well, the camera will MIA while you get in some sleep AND dare we say, there may be extra treats??

Inger said...

Your mama should put all this in a book. Your whole life, blog, and I don't know where the kitties came from, but they surely would be a hit as well.

In books, a hit is called a BESTSELLER. So now you know, talk to her about it or have the kitty in the hat do it.

Sandee said...

Love the joke. I laughed out loud.

Have a fabulous day and week. ♥