I did not chew the rocker on the rocking chair! I am a good dog, I have heard Mommy say it over and over. I would NEVER chew anything. My girlfriend Lucy is another story. If she were here, she would have chewed the rocker. She kissed another dog, even though we are a couple. She chewed her Moms sofa, THREE Times... did I say I did NOT chew the rocker?
Mom said to Daddy, did YOU chew the rocker? Did I chew the Rocker? there are only 3 of us in this house, can a good dog go bad?
UMM the answer must be yes. Because I am admitting to you and Lucy I did chew the rocker. I don't know why and I am very sorry. BUTT the rocker was already chewed by angel Max 15 years ago. I only chewed 3 pieces off, so that's not all bad. Right? By the way, Lucy has offered me advice on my next bath... Here Isn't she beautiful?
Mom here, Why would a good dog, on day 97 in our home Chew The Rocker? anyone?